[Brainhose]

You should have seen the look on his kisser when I said it.
He was so happy that I admitted to crimes.
This was the condensed version.
After I told him that I had been quoting Johnny, I admitted to killing 6 million Jews and starving millions in the Ukraine.
He just stood there and you could actually see the gears turning in his head.
that's when he decided to get a ranger.
GOD! It was sooooooo much fun.
Friends tell me that I need to get a hobby. This is my hobby.
My Grandfather would be proud.

[AlbertWang]

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