If I could ask God just one question--just one--I would ask Him, "What is the best joke ever?" I'm not kidding. I thought long and hard about it while drving from Georgia back to Michigan this past spring. A good joke I can handle. Anything else I might think of asking, I don't know. I'm just too inconsequential to be privy to that info.
God's answer: "I'm looking at it." ;-)
"Why -everyone- knows the best joke ever told is The Aristocrats." God replied, with a tone mock credulity in his voice.