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To: pissant
OK...now yer makin' me mad.

Recipe for wearing high heels....

1. Get your legs in shape...particularly your calves and the muscles that run along the front of your shins...BEFORE you attempt to wear these!

2. Try on as many pairs of these as you possible can until you find the perfect fit. The excuse of "they'll stretch after you wear them a few times." is just that - an excuse. They MUST fit perfectly in the store.

3. 4 to 6 inch heels are best...anything higher is a waste.

4. After wowing your sweety during a hot night...have your sweety give you a nice foot rub after removing each shoe.

5. Put them back on (with or without sheer nylons) for some very interesting and highly provocative bed time activities.

6. Most important - NEVER, NEVER, NEVER wear with pantyhose....unless your sweety "brightens" at the mention!

4.

70 posted on 09/06/2005 2:23:04 PM PDT by LilDarlin (Being very feminine got me this far; it will get me the rest of the way, too!)
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To: LilDarlin

Making you mad? I'm the heel advocate 'round here. And yes, #6 does brighten things, IMO!!


71 posted on 09/06/2005 2:25:14 PM PDT by pissant
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