I'm with you 100% on that. I have little patience for wasting my time watching sucky movies and tried to hit the eject button within the first twenty minutes. But like you said it's inexplicable why some people like certain movies because Mrs. Suhks would have nothing to do with turning it off and I was forced to watch the rest of this wretch of a movie. That said...the bike jumping scene was pretty funny but that's about it.
I liked the part where the uncle guy was reliving his high school football days and was saying how he was able to throw the football over the mountain. Also when they sell Tupperware and the Napoleon guy runs over the tupperware with his car to show the customer how tough it is and it breaks. Then he just drives away.