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To: advance_copy
BILL CLINTON> You have two cows, one of them is named Hillary.

Can I assume that the other is named Mo(o)nica?

8 posted on 09/03/2005 6:50:31 AM PDT by pookie18 (Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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BUBBA CLINTON> You had two cows. One has bolted from the field and is seeking refuge in faraway lands. The other has strayed up here to New York and is depositing her most noxious excrement all about and polluting our environment. Please Arkansans, send a good ole country sharpshooter up here to calculate the windage for a 50 caliber shot to put her and us out of our MISERY, lest we have to recruit one from Texas. Amen!


15 posted on 09/04/2005 3:36:49 AM PDT by doctorhugo ((Concerned Citizen and Proud Navy Vet))
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