Chill dude. I think you missed the humor and intent in the original response. The OP was adding a "Kayne West" version to your list. West claimed recently in the Katrina crisis that Bush doesn't care about black people. Thus, the funny "Kayne West" version for the 2 cows joke simply updated the joke to make it more current, more funny, at the expense of Kayne West - not you.
Many thanks for enlightening me, Mr. Bluefish. As I noted, those of current pop culture are alien to me. The old "dude" has sufficiently chilled!!??, BUT.....NOT at the expense of smothering the fire than still burns within. Damn the torpedoes...All Ahead Flank and carry on regardless and in spite of. Comes the revolution.......