DEMOCRATIC> You have two cows, but your neighbor has none. You feel guilty about being successful. You wish you had a third cow, because you would give that one to your down and out neighbor. Upon reflection, you decide to sell out and move to a more upscale neighborhood where you won't have the unsuccessful working class for neighbors to erode your property values! You put on a "Babs" Streisand album and relax and fall asleep..., dreaming of munis, REITs, stock splits, insider dope on that new IPO, ......
REPUBLICAN> You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what!
CONSERVATIVE> You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You tell your neighbor...”Touch my cows and your dead”
LIBERTARIAN> You have two cows. And I'll damned well do what I want with them.
INDEPENDENT> I have two cows? How come? I'd like to do something with them, but I'm not well- organized and have no support system. Would you like to join me in this endeavor?
SOCIALIST> You have two cows. The government confiscates one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a farm co-op to tell him how to manage his cow.
SOCIALIST LABOR> You have NO damn cows. You invite the SOCIALIST over to a meeting, which goes well. You unionize the friggin' co-op and demand decent wages for all, but there are no private owners to negotiate your demands with so you picket government headquarters and are arrested. You demand a trial or fair hearing, but the Minister of Agriculture orders you shot.
COMMUNIST> You have two cows. The government seizes both cows and gives you milk ration coupons. You stand in long, interminably unending lines to get the milk. By the time you get your's, it has soured for lack of refrigeration, because the government's maintained refrigerant motors have burnt up and they have no money to replace them OR the belts that snapped and caused the motors to burn out. You are clueless and SOL my friend!
AMERIKAN COMMUNIST> You have two cows, but NO proof of ownership, No milking machine, NO experience of any kind with cows, but envy those that do. You are approached by a castout of the Socialist Labor party and find you have something in common. You are both victims. Uncertain as to whether you are victims of the system or the state, you find solace in joining the ACLU, the Amerikan Communist League United, and quickly realize that you have finally made it in Amerika. If you want something or disagree with somebody...you just sue them. For this the government grants you tax-exempt status and quick access to the courts of the land to seek redress..., injustice for all and liberty for some?? It's a great life if you don't weaken.
THE END!
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'AMERIKAN COMMUNIST> '
sounds like some of the idiocy been expounded by some of our Black 'leaders' or Dennis K. this morning!
KAYNE WEST> You have two cows, but you're still convinced that George Bush doesn't care about black people.
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