[Polybius]

When will we see Moore's fat a$$ down there?

Never.

There are a lot of hungry people down there and Moore's fat a$$ could feed 20% of the stranded hurrican victims........If you throw in the rest of his body, you get up into the 60% range.

[driftless]

You could use his bloat to plug the dikes though. That would be the best use of that useless piece of excrement. Of course his putrid body would foul the already grossly polluted water much worse.