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City of New Orleans Establishes Online Graft Site
Truth in Media ^ | 09-02-05 | WeaselSlug

Posted on 09/02/2005 10:32:02 AM PDT by keithtoo

09-02-05 - New Orleans - New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin, after detailing ongoing operations to restore the city's infrastructure and outlining plans for reconstruction, announced that another tradition of New Orleans and Lousiana politics that took a hit with the arrival of Hurrican Katrina and the break in the levees holding back Lake Pontchartrain would be re-established temporarily off-site and away from the current mayhem.

"People who know and love New Orleans, this great, great city. They know New Orleans for many things. Our music, our food, our friendly people.... crime perhaps. But everyone knows when you think about New Orleans or Lousiana in general, you are talking about corruption."

"Call it graft, payola, pocket lining, bribery. Whatever you call it, it says New Orleans to many, many people throughout the world."

"It will take a while to rebuild our city. Roads, telephone service, hospitals, food service, music venues etc.. Rebuilding these will all take time. But there is one thing that I can announce will be open for business immediately - good old-fashioned New Orleans graft."

"That's right, we have established an online website for graft that is open to accept bribes even as I speak. We want that money Honey!"

"Where there's a will, there's a way"

"All of the rebuilding efforts that we will engage in over the next months and years will require money. To pay for all of this effort without skimming a little off the top for Lousiana politicians would be like eating gumbo without hot sauce. It's just unthinkable."

"I am urging all persons who wish to curry favor with the mayor's office, state and county governments to go to www.letthegoodtimesroll-ofcash.com and start the bidding."

"A lot of money will be rolling through this town over the near and long term, and, well, this is New Orleans damnit! I want some of it."

The mayor's comments were noted with nods of approval by the assembled group of reporters and officials.

"Hell, I want some of it too", said an unnamed county official, "I'm gonna need a new bass boat".


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KEYWORDS: corruption; graft; katrina; neworleans; tradition
Just as sure as a hangover on Ash Wednesday. Some traditions must continue.
1 posted on 09/02/2005 10:32:03 AM PDT by keithtoo
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To: keithtoo

"Hell, I want some of it too", said an unnamed county official, "I'm gonna need a new bass boat".
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And that is probably where all the FEMA money went -- money meant to be used to build protection for the city...no thanks. A dollar sent to the New Orleans city government, is a dollar that will have a very dubious future.


2 posted on 09/02/2005 10:35:54 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: keithtoo

They tell me the local word is "Lagniappe".


3 posted on 09/02/2005 10:39:16 AM PDT by oyez
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To: keithtoo

Not one cent for the cesspool of N O ! Send your money to Mississippi and Alabama those folks are not rioting and firing on the ones sent to rescue them.


4 posted on 09/02/2005 10:44:12 AM PDT by aspiring.hillbilly (!...The Confederate States of America rises again...!)
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To: keithtoo

Not one cent for the cesspool of N O ! Send your money to Mississippi and Alabama those folks are not rioting and firing on the ones sent to rescue them.


5 posted on 09/02/2005 11:03:29 AM PDT by aspiring.hillbilly (!...The Confederate States of America rises again...!)
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