[BJClinton]

P.S. Anyone have that cowbell .gif?

[BJClinton]

Let me know if you want on or off the OFST ping list!

[The_Victor]

Even "Awwwwww"er.

[Dog Gone]

[Fierce Allegiance]

IBTZ?

[GraniteStateConservative]

[CSM]

Thank goodness, I needed this!

[Dashing Dasher]

Early start this morning!
Good for you!

COWBELL?

[Dashing Dasher]

A Pharmacist walks in to the shop & notices a guy
leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the clerk: "What's with the guy over
there by the wall?"

The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this
morning to get something for his cough.

I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an
entire bottle of laxatives".

The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot!
You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives".

The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can, look at
him - he's afraid to cough."

[Dashing Dasher]

Random thoughts - for OFST...

A penny saved is a government oversight.


The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.


The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your
body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.


The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.


He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."


If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.


There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't
hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it
spells "Theirs."

[dfwgator]

If we cancel the Friday Silliness thread, then the Hurricanes have won.

[Izzy Dunne]

NOW Playing: "Cry me a River"

[Sax]

Hysterical airline complaint (with diagrams)

http://www.employees.org/pipermail/pplz/attachments/20050628/60c83dc9/Seat29EComplaint-0001.pdf

[Izzy Dunne]

Now Playing: "While my Guitar Gently Weeps"

[Izzy Dunne]

Now Playing: "While my Hair Gently Weeps"

[Fury]

Wow, it's been awhile since I could write on the Teletubbies, but they have been busy. The apple orchards are looking good, and the Tubbbies still sleep in the orchards in the nice weather. Even when it rains, they seem content to sleep under the stars.

Tinky Winky is becoming more interested in farming. "Farmer" Winky, as the other Tubbies call him, goes out with the managing partner of the orchards and checks the apples for insects, fungus, etc. I question how much of this information Farmer Winky understands - as quite often he gets distracted (not much of an attention span) and wanders off to eat some tubby toast.

AAA baseball ends this weekend, so La La is sad that she will not see as many humans playing with a ball and bat.

[Izzy Dunne]

Now Playing: "Pump-Pump-a-Dump-Dump"

Fredi pays his friends by the hour.

[Izzy Dunne]

Now Playing: "Morris and His Turtle"

ABBA's little brother.

[Izzy Dunne]

Now Playing: "Ooom pa-pa-mau-mau"

The rest of us see something else.

[Izzy Dunne]

Now Playing: "Fun, Fun, fun"

Yes, it sure is.

[Izzy Dunne]

Now Playing: "Who Stole My Pants?"

You don't see Jack in this picture, but you know where he is.