You know what security is?
Going to the local thrusday night crotchrocket gathering on my ElectraGlide, flippin' off half the crowd, then poppin' & holding a wheelie on the way out!
Oh wait.... That's what "Stupid" is!
ROFL,,, but I've done it anyway..:-)
LOL
I was out riding with a bunch of GoldWingers one night.
Guy on a crotch rocket pulls up at a light next to one of my guys who was on a brand-spankin' new Gold Wing 1800 with his old lady.
Crotch rocketeer starts revving his engine.
Gold Winger SMOKES him out of the chute.