Well whaddya know, NASCAR's jumping into the baloney business.
Funny, I thought they'd been one of the leading producers for years.
Actually, it was breathlessly announced on Tuesday that NASCAR has stepped into the meat-product market, touting a line of officially branded NASCAR hot dogs and bologna, NASCAR smoked sausage, NASCAR lunch meats and NASCAR bacon.
It's doubtful NASCAR honcho Brian France actually rolled up his sleeves in the kitchen and manned the meat-grinder. But he and the rest of NASCAR's brain trust surely have savored "the hottest new meat products to hit grocery shelves around the country this year."
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So THAT'S what they've been doing all year, practicing!
So when do we get to see the Oscar Mayer & Nascar Weinermobiles race?