Hmmmm. Before her "burt reynolds"-like plastic surgery, I thought she was one of the best looking hollywood starlets!
1 posted on
08/30/2005 8:56:54 AM PDT by
pissant
To: pissant
"Melanie Griffith is set to join a pole-dancing class - as a sexy surprise for husband Antonio Banderas"
I think the secret is out.
2 posted on
08/30/2005 8:59:52 AM PDT by
tfecw
(It's for the children)
To: pissant
To: pissant
try again...
4 posted on
08/30/2005 9:01:27 AM PDT by
pissant
To: pissant
Cute gal.
To: pissant
That
would really surprise him...
8 posted on
08/30/2005 9:04:48 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Na Zdrowie)
To: pissant
Ouch !! She must really love him.
To: pissant
You know she has always been
very beautiful..but
lately when I see her all
I can think about is she has
to stop the plastic surgery...her
face is starting to look unnatural..
IMHO
16 posted on
08/30/2005 9:08:26 AM PDT by
PaulaB
To: pissant
18 posted on
08/30/2005 9:12:27 AM PDT by
maggief
(No 'luffs)
To: pissant; A. Pole
Will she and her Spanish husband be wearing the traditional constumes after she's learned to dance?
To: pissant
Ahem, pissant...'
Teen Today'?? Lol, o-kay-eeee...
Back to Melanie Griffith...
Since the day she married Bandaras, the woman has behaved as though he was just one bimbo away from dumping her at any time either because he gets bored easily, OR the only thing they share together is sex.
Gee, was that answer too serious? :-)
To: pissant
Gee. Whose publicist got paid to plant this story?
34 posted on
08/30/2005 9:38:01 AM PDT by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
To: pissant
I have a pole she could rent. Heck, I'd even let her use it for free.
It's in very good condition and I polish it by hand at least once a week. :)
44 posted on
08/30/2005 9:43:50 AM PDT by
Brainhose
(THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
To: pissant; Monty Python
47 posted on
08/30/2005 9:45:41 AM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
(I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.)
To: pissant
Dear Antonio,
When you get tired of the blonde with the 'caught in the pool drain' lips,
Call me sugar :)
~~sigh~~
56 posted on
08/30/2005 9:57:05 AM PDT by
najida
(I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
To: pissant
Is she doing the "Safety Dance?"
92 posted on
08/30/2005 11:21:23 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: pissant
Given the fact that she continues to get work....I'd say she's done plenty of "pole dancing" in her time and doesn't need to learn any new tricks.
95 posted on
08/30/2005 11:25:18 AM PDT by
trubluolyguy
(Warning: Exposure to the SON may PREVENT burning.)
To: dighton
Antonio didn't take care of these *lessons* on the wedding night??
The Spanish heartthrob, who plays masked hero Zorro, admits his wife is a better horse rider than him. He confessed: "She's a better rider than me.
I hope her grammar is better, in any case ...
To: pissant
Her plastic surgery is an utter disaster. Sadly, she doesn't appear to even notice it.
99 posted on
08/30/2005 1:11:53 PM PDT by
BunnySlippers
(Death to Islamo-Fascists ...)
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