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Hmmmm. Before her "burt reynolds"-like plastic surgery, I thought she was one of the best looking hollywood starlets!


1 posted on 08/30/2005 8:56:54 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
"Melanie Griffith is set to join a pole-dancing class - as a sexy surprise for husband Antonio Banderas"

I think the secret is out.
2 posted on 08/30/2005 8:59:52 AM PDT by tfecw (It's for the children)
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To: pissant

She appears to be a cog.


3 posted on 08/30/2005 9:00:39 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: pissant
try again...
4 posted on 08/30/2005 9:01:27 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Cute gal.


5 posted on 08/30/2005 9:02:28 AM PDT by InterceptPoint
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To: pissant
That would really surprise him...


8 posted on 08/30/2005 9:04:48 AM PDT by mikrofon (Na Zdrowie)
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To: pissant
Ouch !! She must really love him.


10 posted on 08/30/2005 9:05:03 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: pissant
You know she has always been

very beautiful..but

lately when I see her all

I can think about is she has

to stop the plastic surgery...her

face is starting to look unnatural..

IMHO
16 posted on 08/30/2005 9:08:26 AM PDT by PaulaB
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18 posted on 08/30/2005 9:12:27 AM PDT by maggief (No 'luffs)
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To: pissant; A. Pole
Will she and her Spanish husband be wearing the traditional constumes after she's learned to dance?
25 posted on 08/30/2005 9:20:48 AM PDT by logician2u
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To: pissant
Ahem, pissant...'Teen Today'?? Lol, o-kay-eeee...

Back to Melanie Griffith...

Since the day she married Bandaras, the woman has behaved as though he was just one bimbo away from dumping her at any time either because he gets bored easily, OR the only thing they share together is sex.

Gee, was that answer too serious? :-)

27 posted on 08/30/2005 9:28:19 AM PDT by F16Fighter
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To: pissant

Gee. Whose publicist got paid to plant this story?


34 posted on 08/30/2005 9:38:01 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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To: pissant
I have a pole she could rent. Heck, I'd even let her use it for free.
It's in very good condition and I polish it by hand at least once a week. :)
44 posted on 08/30/2005 9:43:50 AM PDT by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
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47 posted on 08/30/2005 9:45:41 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.)
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To: pissant

Dear Antonio,

When you get tired of the blonde with the 'caught in the pool drain' lips,

Call me sugar :)

~~sigh~~


56 posted on 08/30/2005 9:57:05 AM PDT by najida (I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
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To: pissant

Is she doing the "Safety Dance?"

92 posted on 08/30/2005 11:21:23 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: pissant

Given the fact that she continues to get work....I'd say she's done plenty of "pole dancing" in her time and doesn't need to learn any new tricks.


95 posted on 08/30/2005 11:25:18 AM PDT by trubluolyguy (Warning: Exposure to the SON may PREVENT burning.)
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To: dighton
Antonio didn't take care of these *lessons* on the wedding night??

The Spanish heartthrob, who plays masked hero Zorro, admits his wife is a better horse rider than him. He confessed: "She's a better rider than me.

I hope her grammar is better, in any case ...

97 posted on 08/30/2005 1:01:54 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: pissant

Her plastic surgery is an utter disaster. Sadly, she doesn't appear to even notice it.


99 posted on 08/30/2005 1:11:53 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (Death to Islamo-Fascists ...)
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