Posted on 08/30/2005 8:56:52 AM PDT by pissant
Melanie Griffith is set to join a pole-dancing class - as a sexy surprise for husband Antonio Banderas. The blonde actress has confessed she is considering taking the steamy lessons in a bid to spice up her nine-year marriage to the handsome 'Mask Of Zorro' actor. She is quoted as saying: "I've heard about a place called the S Club - it's a strip club where they teach women to do pole-dancing. I think I'll do that for him. Why not?"
Last week, it was revealed Melanie worked on Antonio's new movie - for just $25 a day. The Hollywood actress joined her husband on the Mexican set of 'The Legend Of Zorro', where she helped out with the horses. But the horse handlers refused to pay her more than $25 a day for her work. Antonio revealed: "Melanie was on the payroll for the whole summer. She was making $25 a day for working out the horses. That's all the horse guys would pay her. But she loves horses."
The Spanish heartthrob, who plays masked hero Zorro, admits his wife is a better horse rider than him. He confessed: "She's a better rider than me. When my back starts saying, 'Give me a rest, man,' it does get trying, and the weather was bad. We got hit by the tails of the summer hurricanes and were switching between day and night shoots a lot. Your body gets confused."
I wear a parachute... does that count?
Bathhouse, not bathrooms. But hey, in San Fran, what's the diff?
ya know,
there are men who would like that....
not that I know any, mind you...
Really.
IF that "X" isn't precision landed, we've got a critical situation that may require massive amounts of duct tape and a splint ;-)
And amazing how many uses for DUCT TAPE there are for the truly creative...
Ahhh My Eyes!!!!!!
Is she doing the "Safety Dance?"
Given the fact that she continues to get work....I'd say she's done plenty of "pole dancing" in her time and doesn't need to learn any new tricks.
The Spanish heartthrob, who plays masked hero Zorro, admits his wife is a better horse rider than him. He confessed: "She's a better rider than me.
I hope her grammar is better, in any case ...
An oldie but a goodie:
Her plastic surgery is an utter disaster. Sadly, she doesn't appear to even notice it.
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