[fortunecookie]

His current life is dissatisfying? Does that mean, in a past life he was tall and straight?

LOL! And didn't attack TV show hosts!

[massgopguy]

I had a dream that in the next life I lived on the island where they shoot the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Issue.
I was a Gekko, and Kathy Ireland kept chasing me with a broom yelling "kill it". I guess only the Beautiful people get to be Nefertiti.