[2banana]

Cruise, a devoted follower of the bizarre Church of Scientology, said: "I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases"I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses.

Funny how being a good husband or father is never a happier existence...

[OpusatFR]

You notice none of them are ever peasants or beggers in the street?

[Sgt_Schultze]

Bingodulla

Is that Scientologist for Bungholio?

[fortunecookie]

Funny how being a good husband or father is never a happier existence...

Exactly. Not 'glorious' enough for him, I guess. Those poor kids. Nicole got away from the cult, she needs to make sure her kids get away, too.

[George Smiley]

Funny how being a good husband or father is never a happier existence...

Says a lot about choosing a wife, doesn't it?

[babyface00]

I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses

I may be uninformed, but I'm certainly not glib.

[Conservative Texan Mom]

Being a good husband and father is not ego gratifying enough for this twit.

NOOOOOOO! He has to cure diseases, conquer foreign lands, write poetry and such. Sounds to me like he's getting his fantasy former lives a little confused with his day job.

Shut up and act Tom!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases

Wow, who would have thunk that Shakespeare, Mozart, Alexander the Great, Columbus, and Jonas Salk were all one person?

[trubluolyguy]

Funny how no one was ever "Igor the manure cart puller"



Everyone was important in a "previous life."




Stupidity thy name is Cruise.