[Mr. Jeeves]

I used to see Alyssa at the Springfield Indians hockey games back in the early '80's (Her boyfriend at the time played for them) and she didn't look quite like that!

Well, she would have been ten years old in the early 80's (born in 1972), so I suppose not! ;)

[Fierce Allegiance]

OK, maybe that was the late 80's. I must have been drunk at the time.