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To: billorites

Cats can be evil. I've owned a few.
They plot for your death as soon as they can work the can openner./sarcasm off/

Cats are not pack animals like dogs. If you tick them off, they will fight back and don't want to please you at all.


6 posted on 08/29/2005 6:16:54 AM PDT by netmilsmom (God blessed me with a wonderful husband.)
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To: netmilsmom
Good aphorism:
Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.

18 posted on 08/29/2005 6:30:20 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
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To: netmilsmom
They plot for your death as soon as they can work the can openner...

The One Hundred Pound Rule applies here: If your dog becomes 100 lb. larger, it will still be your best friend. If your cat becomes 100 lb. larger, it will eat you.

27 posted on 08/29/2005 7:27:54 AM PDT by DE50AE
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