You might be a redneck if...
You wear a strapless dress with a braw that is not.
Your girlfriend hits the floor when someone yells, "Ho-down!"
You have a car engine hanging from any tree in your yard.
You mow your lawn and find your car.
You go to family reunions to meet women.
Your front porch roof collapses and more than 5 dogs are killed.
Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
Well?