His defense HAS a leg to stand on.
To: martin_fierro
2 posted on
08/26/2005 7:02:31 PM PDT by
byteback
To: martin_fierro
Have they checked the local pawn shops? Or eBay?
3 posted on
08/26/2005 7:03:42 PM PDT by
decal
("The Republic was not established by cowards, and cowards will not preserve it")
To: martin_fierro
Dang! The one legged man really went out on a limb.
4 posted on
08/26/2005 7:04:25 PM PDT by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
To: martin_fierro
6 posted on
08/26/2005 7:11:42 PM PDT by
byteback
To: martin_fierro
Based on what I'm seeing tonight, the Vikings secondary could use this guy.
To: martin_fierro
"We were trying to meet his needs,"I think you succeeded.
To: martin_fierro
Wait until he meets the repo man.
9 posted on
08/26/2005 7:36:25 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
("Freedom of speech makes it much easier to spot the idiots." [Jay Lessig, 2/7/2005])
To: martin_fierro
Wait until it rubs his stump raw - he'll be back with a lawsuit against the manufacturer.
10 posted on
08/26/2005 8:10:01 PM PDT by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN - 3rd Bn. Fifth Marines RVN 1969)
To: martin_fierro
Who cares that the articles saids...I just love the title!
11 posted on
08/26/2005 8:16:55 PM PDT by
apackof2
(In my simple way, I guess you could say I'm living in the BIG TIME)
To: martin_fierro
Are the authorities stumped?
12 posted on
08/26/2005 8:19:44 PM PDT by
onyx
(North is a direction. South is a way of life.)
To: martin_fierro
He "was allowed to take it for a couple hours to ensure that the fit was proper," a police report said. I'm thinking it passed
13 posted on
08/26/2005 10:00:42 PM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
(We shall yet make this Free Republic into Moral Nation -= after The Rev. Elmer Gantry)
To: martin_fierro
I am stumped at how you people can be so callous as to joke about this. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this man just needs to get his feet under him, a leg up, as it were, and then he'll come back to foot the bill.
14 posted on
08/27/2005 1:03:08 AM PDT by
LongElegantLegs
("Nuthin' ain't worth nuthin', but it's free.")
To: martin_fierro
We have some used car dealers that install remote-control kill switches for those who are late with payments. Wonder if they might think of that for future patients?
15 posted on
08/27/2005 1:07:47 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Why are we "freepers"? Shouldn't we be "freereps"? Are we dyslexic?)
To: martin_fierro; Cagey; MotleyGirl70
The store was left with a cellular telephone number, but no one answers, said Detective Robert Lewis.
Jerry: What do I say if he picks up?
Leg thief: Hello?
Jerry: Hello? Is this 555-8383?
Leg thief: I have no idea.
Jerry: Can I ask you a question?
Car thief: Sure.
Jerry: Did you steal my leg?
Leg thief: Yes I did.
Jerry: You did?!
Leg thief: I did.
Jerry: That's my leg!
Leg thief: I didn't know it was yours.
Jerry: What are you gonna do with it?
LEg thief: I dunno, walk around.
Jerry: Then can I have it back?
Leg thief: Mmmm, nah, I'm gonna keep it.
17 posted on
08/27/2005 1:10:51 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Why are we "freepers"? Shouldn't we be "freereps"? Are we dyslexic?)
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