Score: Me 1 you 1/2 (since it was a parsing of the words).
Where's your 1? Your virus wasn't a virus, and not even in the wild. It was just a possible exploit that could not travel beyond the LAN even if it could replicate itself to other computers (and what would be the point, you're already capturing all the updates on that LAN).
Besides, I took that challenge as stated in that post, no parsing of words, you did not state the challenge was conditioned on the content of previous posts. I also did not commit myself to an undefined challenge of yours, only attemted to define one before anyone should take it.
So I'll give you 0, me 1/2. I'll be nice and still give up half since you did not correctly state the challenge you intended to give. Although I won a challenge as clearly written, I did not win one as intended, so it is a somewhat shallow victory.