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Ancient. But still funny...
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A REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows. Your hire your neighbor to milk them so he can afford to get his own.
A DEMOCRAT:
Your neighbor has two cows. You vote to take one away from him and give it to you.
actually the socialist would take one cow, let you keep the one cow BUT still take the milk from you because you have a cow.
AFRICAN AMERICANS:
Like the rest of us, have 2 cows, and although American, demand a third, and if they get a third, demand a fourth, and if they get a fourth, demand a fifth... to compensate for African slaves brought to this country over 100 years ago.