To: FormerACLUmember; nutmeg
Great stuff..kept me laughing al the way through my steamed vegetable lunch. Anyway, this reminds me of when my daughter was just 13 and was chosen to attend a Summer Ballet program at Suzanne Farrell's (former NYC Ballet princiapal) home in the Adirondacks. I had heard about her strict enforcement of eating rules, but I never dreamed my daughter would be writing home everyday crying about how hungry they all were. So after all attempts at sending food packages were thwarted by Farrell, I decided to remove the contents of 2 huge tampon boxes and sent them stuffed with staples...cereal bars, dried fruit, nuts, etc. Yup... she found me out and boy was my daughter embarrassed.
I hope our Mikey learns the hard way...no care packages for this boy.
46 posted on
08/24/2005 11:10:04 AM PDT by
stanz
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To: stanz
That is so funny. Tampons are so lightweight...that must have been the give-away....it may have worked if the person checking the package was a man.
47 posted on
08/24/2005 1:21:14 PM PDT by
Feiny
(The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show... ...)
To: stanz
Great stuff..kept me laughing al the way through my steamed vegetable lunch. Great! That was the reason I pinged the Misc. list to this thread... I knew everyone would get a good laugh out of it.
Anyway, this reminds me of when my daughter was just 13 and was chosen to attend a Summer Ballet program at Suzanne Farrell's (former NYC Ballet princiapal) home in the Adirondacks.
Wow... very impressive! :o)
I had heard about her strict enforcement of eating rules, but I never dreamed my daughter would be writing home everyday crying about how hungry they all were. So after all attempts at sending food packages were thwarted by Farrell, I decided to remove the contents of 2 huge tampon boxes and sent them stuffed with staples...cereal bars, dried fruit, nuts, etc. Yup... she found me out and boy was my daughter embarrassed.
I hope our Mikey learns the hard way...no care packages for this boy.
OMG... what a story! I am ROTFLMAO!!! ;-D
59 posted on
08/24/2005 5:09:42 PM PDT by
nutmeg
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