Am I going to get in trouble if I post something snobby here?
I love four of those, but the little sausages in a can are horrible. They're not fit for livestock feed. There's a frozen variety that doesn't suck quite as much as the canned ones, but even then, they barely qualify as food.
I sure feel silly saying no to canned Vienna Sausages but yes to pork rinds and Velveeta, but oh well, there's no accounting for taste.

Agreed. No accounting whatsoever! Thank God for the variety of crappy foods available!