There was a comic a while ago - Tom McTigue (see below) who did this whole thing about how Pot Pies go from FROZEN TUNDRA to MOLTEN LAVA within a few seconds in the microwave.
He was hilarious!
310 posted on 08/23/2005 10:32:59 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher
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