Funny you should mention Peeps...in my office we have some "experimental" purple Peeps from Easter. They're dry from lack of moisture, but still look like the day they were made. :)
I hope they're from this year! LOL
Have you ever tried "Peep jousting"? Take 2 Peeps and stick a toothpick in the front of each. Place them in the microwave about 2 inches apart and turn the microwave on high. Watch the fun.