[Lazamataz]

You can pick on me because I happened to have 2 snowballs for breakfast. They are seasonal at Kroger. The outside of the coconut goo is painted different colors for the season but it all tastes regular.

You know why you can only find no more than three packs of Snowballs at any convenience store shelf?

It's because they are radioactive, and if you get four of them together they form a critical mass and a nuclear explosion will occur.

The National Atomic Energy Commission closely monitors the location and spacing of all Snowballs in America.

[A knight without armor]

That might explain something. Last week I had my snowballs and went for an interview at the county justice center and as I walked through the security detector it kept going off "for no reason". Hmmmmmm.......