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To: cyborg
a radical vegan who considered the bee to be an animal and honey to be its vomit.

They actually do regurgitate the nectar they gather. So, it is a sort of vomit. Tasty, sweet vomit.

Eggs were chicken mestruations.

That's ridiculous. Eggs are chicken ovulations.

SD

255 posted on 08/23/2005 10:04:21 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave

I feel MUCH better now...


258 posted on 08/23/2005 10:05:31 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. ~Henny Youngman)
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To: SoothingDave

LOL yeah you're right hehehe.


262 posted on 08/23/2005 10:07:56 AM PDT by cyborg (I'm having the best day ever.)
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To: SoothingDave
cyborg: I used to work in a healthfood store frequented by a radical vegan who considered the bee to be an animal and honey to be its vomit. . . . Eggs were chicken menstruations.

soothing dave: That's ridiculous. Eggs are chicken ovulations.

I'm betting that's not the only thing the old fool had wrong. LOL

But to "win" a confrontation with those radical types, the best thing is to throw their gross-out rhetoric back at them, in spades. After all, I know an egg is an egg, but this dude thought it was a "chicken menstruation." Say that kind of thing to him enough, and HE'LL be the one annoyed, not me.

439 posted on 08/23/2005 3:41:38 PM PDT by Petronski (I stick to Rovian talking points: "I love Cyborg!")
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