Super Secret Guilty Pleasure Foods (vanity)

PA times | 8/23/05 | Dr. Pissant

[Ol' Sox]

our favorite luncheon meat delicacy, chipped ham, a paper-thinly-sliced sweet, fatty compressed ham product.

Comes in a jar, if I remember correctly?

Yum.... Ham in a jar.

[conservativebabe]

Bring your pal a Buritto Supreme from Taco Bell and then give her the nutritional facts for fun.

[conservativebabe]

Where can I get one of those diseases?

[SoothingDave]

Comes in a jar, if I remember correctly?

Nope, fresh from the deli. It comes in a big loaf, just like other lunchmeats and they load it on the slicer, set it for "as thin as possible" and let it mound up.

SD

[Dashing Dasher]

This is what I do with the Ramen Noodles...

I open a pack and crack it into two plastic containers (feel free to add flavor pack or add your own condiments).
Then add stir fry frozen veggies and frozen shrimp... add half cup water and NUKE for a few minutes...

Instant stir fry with noodles.

I know - sounds too easy - but it's good!

[Dashing Dasher]

A friend of mine runs marathons - he'll go out and run like 15 miles on a Sunday morning - come back and eat a pound of bacon.

BACON!!!!

WOOHOOO!!!!

[teenyelliott]

If your parents were so selfish as to not provide you with one, I am afraid you will have to do without.

Goes back to the hormone discussion we had a while back. I finally found out what the deal was.

[SoothingDave]

BACON!!!!

WOOHOOO!!!!

Truly nature's perfect food. It's meat, it's fat, it's sweet, it's salty.

[Dashing Dasher]

And the farthest thing from 'health food' in the universe....

[conservativebabe]

Yes, I remember that. Darn it! Life just isn't fair. I got skipped over the day they were handing out boob genes too.

[teenyelliott]

I'll try that. I always have some on hand. I still use them to cook with in many things, including my big fancy stir fry.

Even my kids like them.

[teenyelliott]

Needs to eat a Whopper:

Paris Hilton

Calista Flockhart

Lara Flynn Boyle

You forgot Ann Coulter

[conservativebabe]

Ah yes, good ol' Anne. She could definitely use a few trips to Taco Bell.

[teenyelliott]

Bacon is great. But ONLY if it's not all flibbledy. Gotta be crispy.

[conservativebabe]

Ah yes, good ol' Anne. She could definitely use a few trips to Taco Bell.

[hattend]

5. Velveeta cheese on Ritz Crackers - mmmmMMM good!

4. Original Triscuit - Crunchy and salty

3. Nacho Doritos - sometimes WITH Velveeta

2. Lays Ruffles potato chips

1. Tin Roof Sundae Ice Cream

When the wife says "eat a vegetable" I eat celery with peanut butter...LOL

[conservativebabe]

be damned-the double post.

FR has been acting weird for me today.

[teenyelliott]

Perhaps you could just take up heroin. All the models do it. You could be just like a famous model!