If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? (Full moon vanity)

08/20/05 | Self

[BigSkyFreeper]

I'm gonna go with turn those three wishes into three more wishes for each and then continue with using 2 of the three to help fix things in the world and use the third one from each to have three more and so on and so on...

You sound like a Miss America Pageant contestant. LOL! :P

Seriously though, I wish the Democrats would just get it over with and implode, meet the woman of my dreams, and Muslim extremism was exterminated once and for all from the face of the Earth.

[cyborg]

All the money from the book deals would ensure good child care :-)

[walden]

3 Wishes:

1) My children live long, happy lives and have children of their own, who live long, happy lives and have . . .

I was going to get all philosophical and philanthropic
here, but the truth is that numbers 2 and 3 are:

2) My children live long, happy lives and have children of their own, who live long, happy lives and have . . .
3) My children live long, happy lives and have children of their own, who live long, happy lives and have . . .

I can't help it-- I'm a breeder. ;)

[fishbabe]

1]the abortion movement destroyed...2]all chocolate becomes non-fat and good tasting....3]the democrats simply disappear.....

[Fiddlstix]

This is a no brainer.....

1. Money
2. More Money
&
3. More Money

[Petronski]

I guess I don't need to pray that you be wise. ;O)

[Hank Rearden]

1) Allah trips over a pig and dies.
2) Palestinians and Moos the world over suddenly vanish.
3) Israel does a Rachel Corrie on Allah's body, just to be sure.

[BigSkyFreeper]

and that guy I've been wanting to go out with for years now...

Only way to make that wish come true is confront your fears, and ask him out. :)

[neutrino]

Wish 1: I would like a perfect, permanent, and accurate memory.

Wish 2: Defining immortality as eternal youth, health, vigor, and indestructibility in or by any way, means, or method, I wish for immortality.

wish 3: I wish for the permanent ability to quickly, easily, universally, and permanently edit reality including but not limited to all areas of space, time, and all other dimensions.

[digger48]

A schnorkie.?

Is that a drink you order for 'last call'?

(I assume schnauzer + yorkie?)

[RS]

The top 20 Sunday papers from a year in advance delivered to me each week.

[InvisibleChurch]

1-send shrillary off to a parallel universe so she can screw things up as much as she wants (then be able to watch everyone go nuts over there)

2-lower cholesterol

3- a huge bag of Lays potato chips

[cyborg]

Here's what I'd wish at the moment... that I have enough money to pay off the family bills and live reasonably, get small enough to fit into my cousin's wedding dress so I don't have to buy one and not get alzheimer's disease when I get old.

[Loud Mime]

No liberals? Darn, that would mean that I would lose most of my dance partners and all of my fun. I love making fools out of liberals; Oh, the stories I have...

My three wishes for this nation:

Abrogation of the 17th Amendment
Fair Tax Enacted
Private SS Accounts

If those happen, my path will be paved; I just have to drive it.

[Loud Mime]

---Dang ... all I want is Time Travel. ----

I thought you said that already...

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

That my daddy didn't have cancer.
That I had enough money to give away to others who needed it.
That I never had to worry about having enough money to pay for my children's Christian education.
That the Clintons were in prison.

[cyborg]

So you'd have all the winning lotto numbers! ;-)

[kstewskis]

I had to open my big mouth, didn't I?

*blush*

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Oh crud. Somehow that made 4. I worded mine wrong.

[GSlob]

You might read the "Arabian nights" on the subject, for it would teach you what NOT to do in such a situation. In it an especially pious Muslim was indeed granted three wishes as a reward for his piety. On his wife's advice he first asked for a... bodily enlargement - and no sooner did he wish for it that it became so large that he could not move. Seeing that, again on his wife's advice, he asked to be rid of such a calamity - and instantly he became a eunuch. After that, his wife prompted him to spend his last wish on being restored to status quo ante.
And as for your system - it is too cumbersome. Simply request omnipotence, and this single request, if granted, would suffice.