A 24-year-old dental student who sent a note and a wad of bubble gum with her fine for a speeding ticket has been found not guilty of two felony counts of mailing a threat.
Ho was accused of mailing a note to the Santa Fe Motor Vehicle Division office in 2003 that read, "Caution: Touch at your own risk or use gloves. Ha-ha."
... the MVD called the FBI. Hazmat teams showed up and physicians drew blood and analysts looking at DNA and comparing handwriting involved.
... the MVD employee who opened the envelope reacted the way any reasonable public employee [oxymoron] would in the post-9/11 world.