| You Are 95% American |
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Posted on 08/19/2005 6:48:52 AM PDT by BJClinton
| You Are 95% American |
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LOL 182% huh? I think you broke the web site's math!!
Well, I have real bad luck, so I think my answer on the luck question cost me points!!
Your Political Profile |
| Overall: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Ethics: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked in to a pub in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The place went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink on me."
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons, and again revealing the same hairy armpit, asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Get the ballerina another drink on me"
The bartender aproached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!!"
I cheated....
That's American too, ain't it?
| In a Past Life... |
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Your Political Profile |
| Overall: 85% Conservative, 15% Liberal |
| Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal |
| Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal |
| Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
LOL Obese Warrior. If I ever get banned, I'm going to use that as a new screen name.
Eh, what is 5%!
In some ways Yes it is!!
Your Political Profile |
| Overall: 90% Conservative, 10% Liberal |
| Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal |
| Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
Your Political Profile |
| Overall: 85% Conservative, 15% Liberal |
| Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal |
| Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal |
| Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| You Are 84% American |
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"On no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right ryhthm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive today if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along."
Of hopes, dreams, and multiculturalism.
Black, Brown, yellow, or white,
All the colours of the rainbow.
Well not quite
Is that what the founding fathers fought for?
Is it "racist" to ask?
A grand experiment enveloped in a nation.
If it is a disease,
It is certainly spreading.
At least to “western” countries.
The “Majority” ruled by the “Minority”
A sorry predicament.
TGIF
ROTFLMAO!!
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