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The Ultimate Subject (for men), Subject: WOMAN (vanity)
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| aug 18, 05
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Posted on 08/18/2005 6:37:36 PM PDT by AGreatPer
Ok guys, our turn. I have given up trying to figure them out.
Yes, I need my woman. I love my woman.
The question is WHY???????
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Hey, 50% of you are guys. I have a few questions:
1. Why do we Shake, Rattle and Roll when Women want something?
2. Why is everything we do arranged around Women? Gees, do we have a life of our own?
3. Can we live without them? (I personally don't want to, they are so soft).
When they get mad (angry), what is your plan?
Finally,
What is your best approach to get the altimate? Vroommm, Vroom.
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:37:40 PM PDT
by
AGreatPer
To: AGreatPer
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:39:02 PM PDT
by
SoDak
To: Admin Moderator
Can you straighten out my headline? Thanks.
Bill in Hershey
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:40:04 PM PDT
by
AGreatPer
To: AGreatPer
We were born that way, unlike our gay population.
I saw a show (in passing) about 2 gay guys adopting twins... i feel bad for those kids...
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:42:13 PM PDT
by
RedBeaconNY
(Vous parlez trop, mais vous ne dites rien.)
To: AGreatPer
1. Nookie.
2. See #1
3. No.
4. Grovel.
5. Put the seat down.
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:43:28 PM PDT
by
nhoward14
To: AGreatPer
Because it's better than the alternative: Another man's hairy behind.
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:43:37 PM PDT
by
Cogadh na Sith
(Steel Bonnets Over the Border)
To: Cogadh na Sith; nhoward14
Oh my, splitting my guy laughing. You guys got it right.
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:46:52 PM PDT
by
AGreatPer
To: AGreatPer
Did I miss something? I'm laughing so hard on another thread, I'd think this is Friday already.
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:48:57 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: AGreatPer
Oh my, splitting my guy laughing..... Come again?
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:49:21 PM PDT
by
Cogadh na Sith
(Steel Bonnets Over the Border)
To: Cogadh na Sith
My wife told me last night she likes to look at other guys.
Dahhhhh, I've been looking at other girls all my life.
I think I'm normal.
So, the question is, Are We Both Looking For Something Else?
To: Cogadh na Sith
I presume he meant "gut", not "guy"...unless there's something he isn't telling us. ;)
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:53:23 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Feelings are not a tool of cognition, therefore they are not a criterion of morality." -- Ayn Rand)
To: AGreatPer
Be worried when she stops looking at other guys. ;)
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posted on
08/18/2005 6:54:03 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Feelings are not a tool of cognition, therefore they are not a criterion of morality." -- Ayn Rand)
To: AGreatPer
Watch an episode of "Cheaters" with her. If she gets nervous or wants to change the channel, call "Cheaters". :)
To: Mr. Jeeves
"Be worried when she stops looking at other guys. ;)"Will admit, you completely got me on this one.
I thought she was 100 percent dedicated to me and 100 percent MY LOVE.
What is this? She is looking around. She's not allowed. Only ME.
To: nhoward14
You sure have a direct look on life. Your #1 is acceptd.
To: AGreatPer
Because women are awesome!!!!!
ahem..sorry
did I just step into the boys locker room?
**slowly backing out**
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:07:44 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Lead with your own unique style)
To: PaulaB
well of course you are right. I was in a boys locker room once (or twice). Saw things I never saw before. And I still got married!
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:12:36 PM PDT
by
queenkathy
("Eat a live toad first thing in the morning. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day)
To: PaulaB
Paula, I find it so interisting that Women come in such shapes and sizes. Not to be deragatory, but I don't know why men buy some of those packages. Hey, and it goes both ways.
Go into a crowd, anywhere, and it is funny. You know what I mean, don't have to expand.
To: queenkathy
**LOL**
Tell the truth sister!!!!
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:13:21 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Lead with your own unique style)
To: AGreatPer
Love is in the eye
of the beholder
:)
Thats the only explanation
I have at this moment
trying to think of more though
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:15:30 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Lead with your own unique style)
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