The Big Bad Dog - The Bounty Hunter - What's a Freeper to think?

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[Jaysun]

that sir, is a classic mullet. "business up front, party in the back".

Thank you, I'll commit that to memory. While we're on the subject of vulgar hair formations I'd like to share a few hair styles and products that I'm familiar with. Perhaps you or others will find this useful.

COMB-OVER: This method uses the hair growth that you have on the good side of your head to cover the bad side. You let those few strands of hair grow about six feet long and before you can say "Giuliani", you're spending an hour and a half in the bathroom every morning with two mirrors and a sextant, constructing a Dairy Queen swirl on your head.

ROGAINE: Even if it works for you, if you want to keep your hair you can never stop using it. Rogaine is the middle-aged equivalent of crack.

HAIR PLUGS: This is where they use donor sites from one spot on your body and transplant them to your head, which is a gradual process that eventually makes you look like a post nuclear Chia pet. Plugs can cost thousands of dollars and they look about as natural as a cornfield in a hockey rink.

TOUPEE: A fur divot. My favorite faux hair faux pas is the guy with natural red hair who buys a jet black toupee. It makes his head look like the high water mark on the side of a cargo ship.

MY CHEST TRICK: I suffer from a lack of chest hair. Rather than being humiliated every time I go to the beach, I simply comb my underarm hair across my chest and hold it in place with industrial strength hairspray. This means that I'm unable to swim, but that's a small price to pay.

[beyond the sea]

I saw his 'old-lady' bitch-slap him and tell him to F-off, racing off in her SUV mad as hell because ole Dog didn't wait for her to get in on the on-camera bust of some homeless guy with warrants. Dog just whimpered off camera.

what can you say......love

;-)

[Khurkris]

""It takes time for one to acquire sufficient cognitive language skills in order to overcome temptations of employing foul language which has replaced one's broader vocabulary."
IOW, anyone can curse. It takes a more learned person to choose a more effective alternate means of communication."

It is my studied observation that the english language has such a derth of apropriate adjectives that I am obliged, nay, compelled to use any and all such words available to adequately and accurately proffer the correct message.

[codyjacksmom]

Ok, I admit I've never seen this show, but after reading all the comments, I think I get the main idea. A lot of people, when they are trying to get through to other people, will talk the same way as the other person. It seems to get the other person to open up and be more receptive to the message you are trying to convey. I do this when talking to my teenage daughters, and their friends, and it's amazing how much I can get them to open up to me. I am a strict mom in many senses, and will tell my daughters friends what I'm thinking just as easily as I tell my own girls...yet my 13 year old just informed me that I was voted "coolest mom". I believe it's because I relate to them on their level.