One of my favorites too.
"Scientists have discovered that Targett is a direct descendant of Cheddar Man, the name given to a 9,000-year-old skeleton found in a cave in the town of Cheddar, England. (Yes, where they make the cheese!) "I've been in the cave a few times," says Targett, "but I never realized it was home."
I have told every friend, every neighbor, and every relative this story. Most are incredibly impressed. Then again some just don't get the significance of such a find. I'm sorry for them. :o)