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Desert Island Goodies (vanity)
PA Times | 8/17/05 | Dr. Pissant

Posted on 08/17/2005 2:42:38 PM PDT by pissant

With the onslaught of TV shows such as Survivor, Lost, and the New Gilligan's Island and the slew of recent plane crashes, it is now time for Freepers to consider the things needed for comfort and pleasure if we find ourselves stranded on a desert island.

Since we'll obviously be packed lightly, I'm limiting the categories and quantities, so you'll need to choose wisely! The categories are music, movies, vices/hobby and non-spousal companion. And one item of your choosing!

Here are Dr. Pissants selections...

DESERT ISLAND MUST-HAVES

Top 3 music CDs:

1. Best of Ella Fitzgerald

2. Bach's Brandenburg Concertos

3. Rolling Stones Exile on Main Street (should scare away the headhunters)

Top 3 Movie DVDs:

1. The Quiet Man (Maureen O'Hara at her finest)

2. The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Lena and Juliette)

3. To Have and Have Not

Top 3 Vices (unlimited quantities of course):

1. Pilsner Urquell (best hot weather beer)

2. Copenhagen Snuff

3. FreeRepublic access

Desert Island Companion (no spouses allowed):

Neve Campbell

Random Item:

Fishing Pole and tackle


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Worth contemplating!
1 posted on 08/17/2005 2:42:39 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

I guess 'spare plane' is out?


2 posted on 08/17/2005 2:49:52 PM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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To: atomicpossum

Or inflatable raft?


3 posted on 08/17/2005 2:51:45 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

When did you get your PhD? :)


4 posted on 08/17/2005 2:59:24 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: EX52D

Today!


5 posted on 08/17/2005 3:00:22 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

OK:

CDs:

Abba Gold (I can be the Dancing Queen of the Desert Island)
John Denver Rocky Mountain Collection (I can sing to that one)
Anything by Sarah Brightman

DVDs:

The Princess Bride (best movie ever)
Gone With the Wind (really long - keep me entertained longer)
Faith Rewarded (OK, not really a movie, but watching the Red Sox win the World Series over and over should cheer me up)

Vices:

Captain Morgan (can the good captain get me off the island?)
Dark Chocolate (need I say more?)
Stoli Razz (in case I get tired of the Captain)

Companion:
pissant? - or George Eads

Random Item:

A working cell phone


6 posted on 08/17/2005 3:01:05 PM PDT by Hoodlum91
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To: pissant

Magnifying glass
knife
bible
FREEREPUBLIC

That's all


7 posted on 08/17/2005 3:09:39 PM PDT by colorcountry (Where I come from, deeds mean a lot more than words. .....Zell Miller)
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To: Hoodlum91

Great responses! You can sing Abba's SOS until you are rescued!

Maybe George and I will have to have a contest for your attentions!


8 posted on 08/17/2005 3:09:57 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Thank you!

BTW, congrats on the PhD! What's it in?


9 posted on 08/17/2005 3:12:05 PM PDT by Hoodlum91
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To: colorcountry

No man?


10 posted on 08/17/2005 3:12:26 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Hoodlum91

Freepology! LOL


11 posted on 08/17/2005 3:15:07 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

CDs:
Big Sandy and his Fly-Rite Boys - Swingin' West
They Might Be Giants - Mink Car
The Best of Desi Arnaz

DVDs:
House of 1000 Corpses
A Man for All Seasons
The Long, Long Trailer (with Desi Arnaz)

Vices:
Irish Mist
Macanudos
Slim Jims

Companion:
The young Desi Arnaz

Item:
A spinning wheel and plenty-o-wool


12 posted on 08/17/2005 3:15:36 PM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: mrs. a

LOL. Desi Arnez? Now that's a suprise.

If you are on the other side of the island from me, I'm stealing your Slim Jims! LOL


13 posted on 08/17/2005 3:17:41 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Hey! were we in the same class?


14 posted on 08/17/2005 3:17:52 PM PDT by Hoodlum91
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To: pissant

Don't need a man...

My imagination and your FR post will keep me satisfied for a long, long time! ;-)


15 posted on 08/17/2005 3:18:54 PM PDT by colorcountry (Where I come from, deeds mean a lot more than words. .....Zell Miller)
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To: Hoodlum91

I think you are older than me, so you may have graduated before my time. ;o)


16 posted on 08/17/2005 3:19:08 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
You can keep your movies,
And your DVD's.
If I'm stranded on a desert island,
I'm taking one of these.


17 posted on 08/17/2005 3:20:35 PM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: pissant

Don't know about that...(and never suggest a woman is older than you...esp. when your about page has you fighting libs 10 years before she was born!)


18 posted on 08/17/2005 3:21:10 PM PDT by Hoodlum91
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To: colorcountry

But my threads won't feed ya! Better be good with that knife! ;o)


19 posted on 08/17/2005 3:21:23 PM PDT by pissant
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To: cowboyway

Do those fall under companions or vices?


20 posted on 08/17/2005 3:22:29 PM PDT by Hoodlum91
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