[gopwinsin04]

The remake of 'Charlottes Web' will be huge at the box office probably, that one has been due for an update.

[fr_freak]

The remake of 'Charlottes Web' will be huge at the box office probably, that one has been due for an update.

I'm sure in this remake, Charlotte becomes the Minister of Information for Wilbur the Homosexual Proletariat Pig to aid in his struggle against the two-legged American oppressors, in order to end evil capitalism and global warming. And somewhere in there will be a reference to the rise of fascism since 9/11.

[Spiff]

The remake of 'Charlottes Web' will be huge at the box office probably, that one has been due for an update.

When Hollywood is done making remakes of every film ever previously made, what are they going to do? Make remakes of the remakes? Look at this summer alone:

• War of the Worlds
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• Dukes of Hazzard
• The Longest Yard
• The Honeymooners
• Guess Who
• Bewitched
• Bad News Bears
• The Amityville Horror
• Assault on Precinct 13

Did I miss any!? Has anyone seen it get as bad as this before? Hollywood is totally devoid of new ideas.