[Asphalt]

"This dude is all greased up like a rectal thermometer."

unngh

[balrog666]

Don't forget that if you want this thread to go 500+ posts, you have to add an "[evolution]" to the title. ;^)

[Jaysun]

I call my doctor every time I see a commercial for prescription drugs that says, "ask your doctor if (whatever) is right for you" but doesn't describe what the drug is for. I think it's pissing him off.

[CO Gal]

I'm glad that there is a link to a story. I was afraid this was a vanity. ;-)

[madison10]

Coffee does the same thing. ;)

Saw these guys on "Today." It was interesting. Of note: it doesn't hurt joints or tendons to crack your knuckles, it just irritates people, especially moms.

[b4its2late]

Do you know what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

[Petronski]

How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?











The flavor.

[Not now, Not ever!]

The question I have always wondered about is: If I consume enough Broccoli, Soy sauce and Coffee, Can I reach low earth orbit?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Remember, threads lasting longer than four hours require immediate Moderator attention.

[Lazamataz]

Why does asparagus make my pee stink?

Taking over for The Other Harry now that he's passed on?

[Rightly Biased]

I came on this thread cause I was sure it was "The Other Harry" and another wacky vanity.



Oh well.

[Big Giant Head]

You simply MUST put the General/Chat forum on your sidebar.

[SunkenCiv]

Quit smellin' your pee.