We were cool until Brad's Gramma decided that Jim's lawn furniture looked cool in Jim's pool, and Eaker's last exclamation of "Run Dude, the fuse's lit!!"
The kicker was some silly Nascar fan hollerin "Go FAST, Turn LEFT" that sealed the deal. Sheesh. Banished to chat. Aw, what the hey... there's worse fates.
Well. Duh.
Jim's furniture was on fire! Where ELSE was I to throw it?