[Larry Lucido]

I'm tired of the Chinese restaurants around here having dishes with Chinese names. Instead of moo goo guy pan, can't they just use plain English, like "soggy noodles with meat-like stuff and MSM in it"?

[Dog Gone]

What's really irritating to me is when I'm in central america and pick up a product in the grocery store that only has English on the label.

Man, I want to start a riot right then and there.