My word. How evil. That a major international corporation might actually print something other than English on their products is just... just...
smart marketing.
Now, if they put ONLY Spanish on their products, that's another thing.
But did you hear that there's actually an evil satanic cult that runs Proctor & Gamble? For proof all you need to do is look at their logo.
I mean, 13 stars? You do the math. And you can clearly see 666 in his beard!
Oh, and did you know that Starburst candy stays soft because they include spider webs in the mix? Unfortunately they often include spider eggs, too. So if you start to get an itchy feeling in your stomach after eating a Starburts candy...
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08/09/2005 4:50:16 PM PDT by
Phsstpok
(There are lies, damned lies, statistics and presentation graphics, in descending order of truth)