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To: restornu

What cute pics Resty... Right now, our pup is moaning to come inside... Then in five mins. after he's checked out the kitchen, he'll want out again... sigh.


106 posted on 08/10/2005 6:49:16 AM PDT by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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A Farmer, a Mule, and a Funeral
A farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully from morning 'til night (and sometimes later). She was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump to eat his lunch.

Immediately, his wife began harassing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head, killing her dead on the spot.

At the funeral the minister noticed ! something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement, but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the farmer about it.

So, after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."


135 posted on 08/10/2005 10:54:53 AM PDT by restornu (The Letter of the Law is Practice Best when the Love of God is Present!)
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THE FUNNY SITE OF THE DAY -- "Man who catch fly with chopstick can accomplish anything." --Miyagi, ''The Karate Kid.'' Two things: You will have fun with this Wicked Intellect time killer and you should stop eating in this restaurant. --Mike.

Fly Catch Game

137 posted on 08/10/2005 11:08:19 AM PDT by restornu (The Letter of the Law is Practice Best when the Love of God is Present!)
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