[End Times Sentinel]

and says the same thing over and over till you want to throw something at the TV

 

What?  You mean like "Bam" or "Smell-o-vision", or "I don't know where you get your beef/pork/fish, but where I get mine, it's not seasoned."  Oh, that stuff just NEVER gets old.  When he puts garlic in something, and the audience goes wild, that's a real show stopper.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[SMARTY]

Well, that too. But what is most annoying is trying to follow what he is saying and doing while he talks about the next step with a repetition of descriptions and preparatory remarks all presented with long absentminded pauses between each right up to the moment he actually completes what it is... stirring, adding, carving...etc. 'Now all you need to do is...just add...you know...while you're adding .... as you add, because you need to add, or you could add some...then just add some... all you need to do is add some of ...etc.' OH BROTHER just do it and STFU Emeril!!! I have not decided if he is brain dead, disorganized or just on crack.

[Cecily]

Or his lame joke about turning the temperature knob on the oven. He has needed new material for five years or so. His prior "Essence of Emeril" show (no audience, band, or tired "jokes") is pretty good.


"When he puts garlic in something, and the audience goes wild, that's a real show stopper."

Most people hate food that tastes too garlickly. I have never understood the cheering for "40 cloves of garlic!" either.