Posted on 08/06/2005 8:40:14 AM PDT by Cowman
It was the ultimate bad hair day for a would-be drug smuggler.
Investigators say a bad toupe tipped them off to more than $100,000 worth of heroin hidden underneath -- superglued to the man's head.
Customs and border protection officers say the man, arriving on a flight from Columbia, glued 40 packets of heroin to his head.
"Because he used superglue, they took him to a medical facility to have it removed," said Officer Jennifer Conners. "Even at that, it pulled out the hair wherever they removed a package, so he ended up looking like a spotted cat."
Agents said they knew something was up because it was strange to see a 19-year-old wearing a toupe, and he was acting very nervous.
AGIST PROFILING!!!
Ha. He should team up with the gold paint sniffer.
He must have a couple of keys under that rug.
"This is your toupee
and this is your toupee on drugs"
ROFLMAO! This was truly LOL funny!
Traficant's toupee looks like there's dead rodent hiding in it somewhere.
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