Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase
DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.
"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.
"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
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Thank you, Cynwoody! Did I just make an arse of myself? Not the first time. LOL!
well if the little bugger, stayed with buggery she would not have gotten pregnant.
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