Have you ever wondered where the idiots are that actually support NPR?
When my eldest son started contributing funds to the household, I made him responsible for the cable/internet bill and the car insurance bill, along with a little cash towards groceries. For my birthday, he wanted to upgrade our cable back to receiving FNC. I said he could do that if he wanted to, but it wouldn't be my birthday present, because I had worked it out with Dilbert that we wouldn't have CNN or FNC in the house. (We live in Florida, imagine us after the 2000 elections.) Thanksgiving was HELL!!
I told my #1 son that he could take his sweet graying haired mother out to dinner instead. I am still waiting for my invitation for this hot date...