[Revolting cat!]

Here's why. Alan Dundes, folklorist at the University of California had this to say:

"The Super Bowl is an example of a thinly disguised symbolic homoerotic masturbatory phallic duel."

[Desron13]

"folklorist at the University of California "

Not exactly your definitive expert on virility and manhood. I suspect gladiator movies are more his speed. "Have you ever seen a grown man naked Jimmy?