So they can both watch the race on Sundays. ;-)
Heh. I admit, when I read this story, I did think of an old novelty tune that the local morning radio guys used to play. It had lyrics that went something like:
"Let's do it doggy style,
So we can both watch the wrestling."
Bryant Gumbo's littel bro is postplay - not a cuddle.
The 'Sweet Nuthins' Murmured during Redneck Foreplay:
"GET IN THE TRUCK B*TCH!"