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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?"

P:I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

Where Rodents Dare
P:I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlour at this time of night?

Battle for the Planet
P:Wuh, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasels.

Pavlov's Mice
B:Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
P:Uh, yeah Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

Opportunity Knox
P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career... ooh, it's all to much for me.

Jockey for Position
P:Wuh, I think so, Brain but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

Bubba Bo Bob Brain
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

Spell-Bound
P:Sure, Brain, but ho are we going to find chaps our size?

Puppet Rulers
P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

The World Can Wait
P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.

When Mice Ruled the Earth
I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.

Brain Meets Brawn
P:I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't buy them.

The Helpinki Formula
P:I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, I mean, what wound the children look like.

Meet John Brain
P:I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.

Cranial Crusader
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

Das Mouse
P:I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time.

Of Mice and Man
P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.

Tokyo Grows
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kay Ballard's in the union.

That's Smarts
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Yes, I am.

Pinky and the Fog
P:I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's girls, isn't it?

Where No Mouse Has Gone Before
P:I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.

Don't Tread on Us
P:Well, I think so, poit, but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni.

Brainania
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but panty-hose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.

TV or Not TV
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back.

Napoleon Brainaparte
P:Well, I think so Brain, but the first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?

A Pinky and the Brain Christmas
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?

Snowball
P:I think so, Brain, but 'Snowball for Windows'?

Around the World in 80 Narfs
P:Well I think so, Brain, but 'snort' no, no, it's too stupid.

Mouse of La Mancha
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?

The Third Mouse
P:Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

It's Only a Paper World
P:I think so, Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks.

Collect 'em All
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?

Pinkasso
P:I think so, Brain, but if you replace the 'P' with an 'O' my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?

Plan Brain from Outer Space
P:Oooh, I think so, Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarana?

Robin Brain
P:Well, I think so, hiccup, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?

The Mummy
P:I think so, Brain, but don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?

The Pink Candidate
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?

Brain's Song
P:I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.

A little Off the Top
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

Megalomaniacs Anonymous
P:I think so, Brain, NARF, but don't camels spit a lot?

The Maze
P:I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?

Brinky
P:I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean can we trust him?

Hoop Schemes
P:I think so, Brain, but why wound Peter Bogdanovich?

Leave it to Beavers
P:I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that's small called a gherkin?

Brain Noir
P:I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies.

Pinky and the Brain... and Larry
P:I think so Larry, and um, Brain, but how will we get seven dwarves to shave their legs.

Say What Earth
P:I think so, Brain, but calling it a pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking?

My Feldmans, My Friends
P:I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

All You Need is Narf
P:I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance won't the lima beans feel left out?

This Old Mouse
P:I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer?

Funny, You Don't Look Rhennish
P:I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?

The Pinky Protocol
P:I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?

Mice Don't Dance
P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Brain Drained
P:I think so, Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.

Brain Acres
P:I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

Calvin Brain
P:Umm, I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub? Ooh that's unsanitary.

Pinky Suavo
P:Yes, but why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? Sigh. I do not know.

T.H.E.Y.
P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.

The Real Life
P:Yes, Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

Brain's Way
P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?

A Pinky and the Brain Halloween
S:Oh, Brain, I certainly hope so.

Brainy Jack
P:I think so, Brain, but Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence.

You Said a Mouseful
P:I think so, Brain, but then my name would be Thumby.

Bah Wilderness
P:I think so, Brain, but scratching just makes it worse.

Pinky at the Bat
P:I think so, Brain, but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape?

Broadway Malady
P:I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?

Brainie the Pooh
P:Umm, I think so, Brainie, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?

The Melancholy Brain
P:Me thinks so, Brain, verily, but dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweaty?

Inherit the Wheeze
P:I think so, Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?

Brain's Night Off
P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but will they let the Cranberry Dutchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom?

The Family that Narfs Together, Poits Together
P:I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?

Pinky' Turn
P:I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour why did the Howells bring all their money?

Dangerous Brains
P:I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.

What Ever Happened to Baby Brain
P:I think so, Brain, but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Eleanor Roosevelt wear that spooky mask?

The Pinky P.O.V
P:I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?

I could listen to those exchanges all day and not get bored.