[hole_n_one]

That's very astute of you both to pick up on the age of the article.

However, I don't think that fact alone, in and of itself, warrants the classification of a vanity.

If somebody has a life to spare, can I have it?

[Rastus]

I don't think it should be called a vanity, either. Maybe it should have been called a bump. ;)

Granted, I don't know the name under which the article was originally published here. A search for No Sean Penn! didn't get it.

[reformed_democrat]

If somebody has a life to spare, can I have it?

You can borrow mine. The dog needs to be walked.